What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:05
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Still no good.
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do most wives fantasize about?
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried